I Hate You, Barry Zito
Dear Barry Zito,
I thought you were a douche before you ruined my day today, but wow. I believe my detest can be summed up entirely by the above photo of you and your guitar, but I’ll elaborate.
I was having SO MUCH FUN watching Ryan Zimmerman‘s hitting streak. And you blew it. In fact, I’m surprised anyone even reads BLB anymore, because I’ve been a little obsessed over the guy. This whole Zim thing is like a bad break-up. I’m a little torn up, and it’s going to take some time for me to get over it.
You didn’t even pitch all that great today! Well, you did alright. Anyway, thanks a bunch for effing up all my fun, you rat bastard.
Die,
Sooze
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