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Incriminating photos of recovering drug addict and 2008 Home Run Derby winner hero Josh Hamilton have surfaced via Deadspin this afternoon. None of these pictures show the Texas Rangers slugger smoking crack or actually drinking any booze, but he is slurping whipped cream off a scantily-clad young lady’s large breasts…

And proceeds to whip his shirt off, of course.

Kind of a crazy situation for a bible-thumping family man to find himself in, if you ask me. In fact, if that were my non-existent husband, I’d kick him square in the nuts, demand half of his assets, then proceed to find a hot, tattooed big leaguer to take body shots off of me.

I’m looking at you, Ryan Roberts.

In the near future, the Rangers plan to address these photos, complete with an MLBNetwork broadcast — which debuted in January of 2009 — in the background. Tsk, tsk.

By Sooze
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