Baltimore Mariners: Announce 2 New Signings!!

The Baltimore Mariners ship continues to make bigger and bigger splashes into the “Sea of Free-Agency”! There were 2 new signings announced recently. Two signings that will make the Mariners very competitive in 2010! The first one is Baltimore Mariners Offensive Coordinator…Mike Moyseenko. I have dubbed him as Baltimore’s REAL offensive guru..SORRY BILLICK! Moyseenko’s offense had the AIFA’s #1 rushing offense, also the team would average an incredible 48.8 points per game! I believe the reason the Baltimore Mariners have been called the “Greatest Show on Turf” is because Moyseenko is the one doing the offensive play calling!
The other big signing is none other than the legendary safety…Joe Taylor! As a writer you have to give respect to Joe Taylor, the best all-around football athlete I have ever seen! When I say all around, I mean, this guy can do anything. During the off-season I have followed a team where he is currently defensive coordinator/player. He has only pitched a few shut-outs as defensive coordinator..already in his first season! But the teams wont even throw the ball in his direction. I recently told my reporter at a game that Joe Taylor should just stand near the endzone, that way the opposing team will never go deep on his team. And dont catch the ball sround this safety, be will light you up like you have a Bully Eye on your jersey. And for that reason, I have now dubbed Joe Taylor as Joe”Bulls Eye” Taylor!!
These are 2 more reasons Baltimore, why YOU need to pick up your season tickets NOW! The Baltimore Mariners will be the hottest sports ticket in town next season. And where are you going to be at? On your couch bored like you always are every weekend, or at the 1st Mariner Arena making some noise with the legendary Mariner Maniacs? I think the obvious answer is YOU will be at the 1st Mariner Arena (with me…lol) watching some hard hitting,non-stop action, indoor football while guzzling a ice cold Draft Beer in your hand! Now that is what I call FUN!! I will see you there in 2010!!





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