XXXYANK UNLEASHED: Wade said WHAT? Ya gotta be fuckin kiddin me!

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I know I’m a man without patience… I know I expect more than most…

What I ask for is not unreasonable! I am rational about it… there are reasons & methods behind madness…

Some of the most hardest questions asked can be answered with the most simplistic answers & some simply can not! I’m fine with that…

But are we all 3rd graders? Does the Cowboy nation follow blindly what spews out of the body openings of the bumbling fools which are the so-called Cowboy leaders?

“We won our division in preseason”!

You got to be fuckin’ kiddin’ me!

Did he actually say that?

The Leader of the Cowboys!!!

A guy who is following the footsteps of legends Like Landry, Johnson & even Parcells!!!

A guy who is suppose to bring the Cowboys out of the black hole…

Restore order!!!

Bring a championship team!!!!!

Actually said “We won our division in preseason!”???

What’s next? Did Wade pass out lollipops to the media in the room? Did the players get a bunch of fucking gold stars on their lockers? Did he extend recess an extra 15 minutes for the team! Or did everybody just stop…hold Hands…& sing Cumbah-Yah!?

“Won our division in preseason”… I never heard such a dumb statement… EVER!

But then again… I thought back to the last time I heard something stupid… LOL trust me I didn’t have to think back far…

“Less is More!”

“Impedes progress”

“Romo Friendly”

“Drafting for Depth”

I COULD KEEP GOING!

I could beat the shit out of someone right now! For just being Born… My blood just BOILS when I look at this guy, remembering what he has squandered away. This guy didn’t fail because he didn’t have the team… He has failed because he has…

NO PASSION!

NO HEART!

NO LEADERSHIP QUALITIES!

I COULD KEEP GOING!

Honestly… I’m not sure how much longer I can take it…

I have dealt with just about every type of personality on this earth…

I know I’m a Roughneck, it was the way I was raised, same as my father & so on… I realize that Wade is just about as opposite as they come… compared to me…

I have honestly tried to be open minded. This new generation of football coaches, next to queer as some seemingly may come, have feelings as well… I’ve tried to keep telling myself the boy is made out of Sugar & Spice an everything nice! And I’m just some mean old asshole who has some major philosophical differences…

Yet, when I hear such stupid SHIT! See such stupid SHIT! I just can’t help myself to wonder, what would happen if (you can fill in the blank with something gruesome happening to Wade). Just because we all must be 3rd graders in Wades World! If you even remotely believe the shit he says…

Wade Phillips better fuckin’ win! & WIN BIG! & WIN THE FUCK OUT!

These fucking excuses I have heard these past few years have been PURE TORTURE!

Come this season, the excuses need to end!

Or

The Wade era needs to END!

First time I see Wade puzzy footin’ around, pouting like some bitch…. sticking his head in sand will be the day I stop watching Cowboy football… maybe ALL of football…

Until that dumbass is gone, I rather watch GRASS grow!

Xxxyank is Sports Jabber/Cowboys Pride member and contributing author.

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