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Well, it was a crazy week two, leaving CowboysTD with an 0-2 record despite ranking 6th in total fantasy points. Deb had a week that might not be matched for the rest of the season..and we’re just getting started..for quick recap of the standings..CCBoy and mrtxstar are sitting pretty at 2-0, while Yank and TD are the only ones who’ve yet to win. The other 8 of us are 1-1. Deb’s winning the total fantasy points chase by a whopping 19 after two contests..Also check out the trophy point standings as well as these other two rankings here:

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Now on to some TROPHIES!

The SonovaBITCH! Trophy-Low Score of the Week is awarded to XXXYank, who was only able to put up 56 points this week thanks to 4 of his players notching 2 points apiece.(-5 Points)

The Ryan Leaf Trophy-Worst QB performance goes to Yank again unfortunately..Shocking to say that it was Tom Brady, who only got him 7 points. Can’t imagine this happens again for Matt this season.(-2 Points)

The Blair Thomas Trophy-Worst RB Performance goes to Yank and SJ Roman, as LenDale White and LeRon McClain each got 2 points..yikes.(-2 Points)

The “Throw me the Damn BalllawwSHIT!” Trophy-Worst WR goes to Static for Greg Jennings and his goose egg..zero points on Sunday..tough luck there.(-2 Points)

The AUGGHHHH!!! Trophy-goes to Smashmouth for starting L.T. even though he was ruled out earlier in the week..it might have made the difference as Smashmouth lost by only 11 points to Static.(-1 Point)

The You Got Knocked The **** OUT! Trophy-Worst Beatdown was received by CCBoy, who scored 96 points..that’s insane! Yank got beat by 41, and yet here we are..CC shouldn’t be discouraged by this, as scoring 90+ all season would win 9 out of 10 games, which is the ultimate goal.(-2 Points)

The Overachiever Trophy-Worst Point Dropoff over 1 week happened to Larry Bud, who had a 27 point drop from 99 to 72..I’m sure his team will get right back to it next week. (-3 Points)

And now the GOOD ONES!-

The “Yeah I’m Just Nice Like That” Trophy-High Score of the Week goes to Deb…and boy does it go to Deb…147 points..what the F***???? No one else has even broken 100!…Chris Johnson goes apeshit with 47, Colston and Palmer put up 20 each, and to top it all of Dallas Clark grabs that 80 yard TD for another 24…I highly doubt this score gets beaten this year(+5 Points)

The “I Did WHAT? Awwwhhayeaaaahhh…” Trophy-Score over 100 points in a single week goes to Deb…You all know she’s saying the title of the trophy out loud right aboooouuuuttt, NOW.(+5 points)

The Norm Van Brocklin Trophy-Best QB performance goes to Smashmouth with Matt Schaub and his 30 point total rebound from week 1..let’s hope this guy can have more weeks like this and less like the previous one(+2 Points)

“The **** Are you doing? This is my Bus Stop!” Trophy-Best RB Performance goes to Deb for Chris Johnson’s crazy-will never happen again game against the Texans. He already got the high score before the 91 yard TD..DAMN!!(+2 Points)

The Diva gets his Day Trophy-Best WR Performance goes to Shadow, AKA Me for Andre Johnson’s sweet performance against the Titans. he got 26 points, and i’m going to need him to do this a lot more if i have a shot this year.(+2 Points)

The “Go Cry To Mama, She Waitin’ For Ya!” Trophy-Best Beatdown goes to Deb yet again, CCBoy’s the most consistently good scorer in the league, and still got his ass just whooped on Sunday.(+2 Points)

The Redemption Trophy-Best Point gain over 1 week goes to…Deb…AGAIN..thought my 41 point increase was badass, then i did math. Deb doubled. 71 to 147…can’t fuck with it.(+3 Points)

And that’s a Wrap on week 2, Everyone go kick some ass and set your lineups for a BIG WEEK 3!!