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Before watching the team that beat our team get destroyed by a slightly competent team today, let’s pause and give thanks for all we have on this most American of holidays. And lucky for Cleveland Reboot, we got these just in time.

So without further adieu, here are some Thanksgiving blessings from our family to yours…

Eric Mangini -
I am thankful for NFL caretaker owners, hard-nosed special teams players who serve as the backbone of a roster, multiple QB options and having absolutely nothing to lose.

Randy Lerner -
I am thankful for my father’s business acumen, NFL TV contract money, the blind loyalty of fans and Eric Mangini for rescuing this football team I inherited some years ago.

George Kokinis -
I am thankful for my current legal team, who one day will deliver a stunning cash settlement.

Mike Holmgren -
I am thankful for leverage - precious leverage.

Brady Quinn -
I am thankful for the Detroit Lions’ historically inept pass defense, checkdown options, EAS, bicep curls and Charlie Weis’ potential NFL coaching career.

Jamal Lewis -
I am thankful for my successful NFL career, at least the portion prior to 2008.

Jerome Harrison -
No comment.

Mohammed Massaquoi -
I am thankful for the opportunity to transition from a #2 college wideout to an NFL team’s only viable receiving threat. Wait - or am I?

Joe Thomas -
I am thankful for the continued support of real Browns fans - who may be the only people in the country that realize my importance to this team.

Shaun Rogers -
I am thankful that I haven’t strangled my defensive teammates over the past year and a half. At least not yet.

Jason Trusnik -
I am thankful for Eric Mangini for giving me something I probably didn’t deserve - an NFL career.

Hank Poteat -
I am thankful for Eric Mangini for giving me something I probably didn’t deserve - an NFL career.

Isaac Sowells -
I am thankful for deep fried pigs dipped in a horseful of gravy.

As for me, I am thankful for the following:

Roscoe Parrish.
The potential of Brett Ratliff.
Mike Florio and Tony Grossi squabbling over “sources.”
Shaun Smith playing in a football championship game.
Old Cleveland Stadium.
Endless hope.
The opinions of Browns Nation.

Happy Thansgiving.

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