Dear Astros Fan: Dump That Loser!

If I were seconds away from being nailed by a foul ball… I would gracefully catch it, obviously. But that is neither here nor there.
If your special ladyfriend was about to get beaned while enjoying a ballgame with you, you’d protect her, right? Right. You’re a good boyfriend. You’d throw yourself in front of her beautiful arm and either catch the ball or take one for the team.
Sarah, a Houston Astros fan who attended Monday’s 10-4 win over the Atlanta Braves, was hit in the arm with a foul ball off the bat of Chris Johnson because her boyfriend, Bo, is a total pansy.
Bo’s excuse? He “lost it in the lights.”
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