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If you’re a returning customer…you already know why you should buy this guide! You’ve kept it a secret from the rest of your league for YEARS now and they can’t figure out how you make the playoffs every single season! I don’t really need to try and convince you to purchase it…you already know the deal.

For you new visitors however…give me 2 paragraphs of your time and you’ll just have to click that “Buy Now” button. Unless completely dominating the other members of your league on draft day isn’t something you’re interested in.

Why order this? What’s so great about your draft guide? I hear ya…if I was cruising a site and saw this I’d ask the exact same question. There are 100′s of draft guides out there…so why are you special? It’s simple…We won’t bury you with needless crap info. There are guides out there that just try and shovel a crapload of useless stats on you and make you feel good. Really? Do you need to know that David Akers is 5/5 on Field Goals kicked at an 18.2 degree angle facing the East? F-Me!  We give you the rankings, the cheatsheets, the meaningful stats you need to have a great draft. There is 130 pages of the underground info you crave. Not the magazine fluff nonsense, but the information from ffb players for ffb players. It’s the underground rag that gives you a HUGE advantage over the nimrods buying the generic outdated magazines.

WE SEND OUT TWO FREE UPDATES! No, I’m not joking! On 1 July you get your draft guide. On 15 August you get a complete update to that guide! All new rankings, all new cheatsheets and all the injury and camp news you can handle. The stuff you ABSOLUTELY NEED on draft day. We’re not some crappy magazine that was written in April. You know how much changes in training camp and the pre-season! So we hit you with not just 1, BUT TWO FREE UPDATES! On 1 September you get the last free update. It’s like getting 3 draft guides for the price of one! You’ll have the latest up-to-the-minute information landing in your inbox! It’s the gift that keeps on giving!

So how much is it? $12.95 for 130 pages jam-packed with fantasy football information! 130 pages without ONE single Ad! No trophies, no league ads, no draft board ads or some old fat dude telling you he can pick 98% of the games correctly for you this year. Just 130 pages of non-stop entertaining and informative fantasy football information! Skip the value meal and Starbucks for 1 day and get the guide instead!

Okay, so you give us good info without a bunch of crap and FREE UPDATES? That’s it? If you’ve spent any time at our website, you know we deliver our fantasy football info in the most comical and sarcastic way possible! We don’t want to bore the snot out of you with the same old mundane, “He’s going to have a great year…blah blah blah…..he runs very fast….blah blah blah.” That’s just lame. Of the 100+ magazines out there I would say about 99.9 of them do that! They regurgitate the same vanilla rankings with the same played out write-ups. That stuff will put you to sleep. Why not have fun with your fantasy football info.   Example:

Vanilla Magazine on Peyton Manning: “He’s a great quarterback who should near 4000 yards and still has plenty of good weapons around him. This offense scores a ton so you can’t go wrong drafting Peyton.”

Our Draft Guide write-up: Snake’s Take: Death, taxes and Peyton Manning…the most consistent things on the planet. You know you’ll die someday, you know the government is going to force you to grab your ankles every April and you know Peyton Manning will throw for 4000 yards and 30 td’s every single season. He’s done it for a decade! What more proof do you need? Yet somehow, every draft season people are now letting him slide further and further. He’s not the “Flavor of the Year” so people swing for the fence with a trendy pick and pass on the surest thing since Pam Anderson on prom night. I won’t make that mistake and neither should you. IF he’s not at the very worst QB3 on your board you should straight slap yourself right now. Seriously, stroll on over to the mirror, rapidly move the palm of your hand to your cheek and say “Trix are for kids!” Thanks.

If you want 130 pages of awesome information that gives you a major advantage over your league and entertains you at the same time all for the price of a BK Value meal and a milkshake…PRESS THE BUTTON! BUY IT NOW!

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