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With pitchers and catchers reporting to Spring Training camps next week, it’s time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Four years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We’re just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the National League West, here are the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Fashion deigner
Alyssa Milano is
A huge Dodgers fan

We love Vin Scully
Mannywood moved to Tampa
Russell Martin’s gone

Clayton Kershaw and
Billingsley are the one-two
Punch the Dodgers need

Matt Guerrier is new
Padilla’s the odd man out
Ted Lilly is old

Andre Ethier!
We’ve always liked Jon Garland
Rafael Furcal!

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