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(Updated 2/23/11 due to new COSMIC TRANS-DIMENSIONAL information)

Your wait is over. I know you will copy this mock and proclaim it as yours. But that’s okay. I don’t blame you for aspiring to perfection.

I will make a FEW updates along the way as the mystical forces of this universe & the quarkian sub-universes in my & Mizz Cleo’s unquantifiable minds acquire new, heretofore impossible-to-know 100% accurate information.

I provide no background info because…I don’t have to because this is my GUARANTEED 100% ACCURATE Mizz Cleo MIGHTY Mock Draft, DAMMIT!

ROUND 1

1 Carolina Panties
Nick Fairley, DT, Auburn

2 Denver Donks
DaQuan Bowers, DE, Clemson

3 Buffalo Chips
Cam Newton, QB, Auburn

4 Cincinnati Bungles
AJ Green, WR, Georgia

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