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Uhhh…NO, I don’t think Joey is hot (I swing, but not THAT way), but my NASCAR advisor, Rachel “Ray-Ray” Trimm thinks he is and told me to say so. My informal poll determined that 84.7345% of the “cougars” at Sports Jabber also think Joey is hot. Then again, most of them are so hard-up, they also think that Jeff Gordon’s STICK SHIFT is hot.

But as usual, I digress. Actually, I never got to the point. So…

The NASCAR Sprint All-Star Race is May 21. You have an opportunity to help set the field by voting in a driver who isn’t already auto-qualified. Now, don’t ask me why NASCAR can’t set the entire field by their friggin selves. Maybe they don’t know how. But HEY…Let’s help the poor buzzards out.

The fine (especially that stud, Reg, who tells me he can “drive” all night) ownership of Sports Jabber asked (world renown) me to announce that Sports Jabber is officially endorsing Joey Logano as the driver we want to win the fan vote-in. A cougar friend of Rachel has her own campaign going…called “Logano I Wano”…uhhh…HOOO BOYYY…moving right along. It’s my understanding (and when am I ever wrong?…this week?) that the voting is like elections in Detroit & Chicago…you can vote multiple times. Whether that’s true/within the rules or not, do it anyway. Heck…It’s NASCAR. I mean…like they’ll know or REALLY care. Yeah…RIGHT!

So, get over to NASCAR.COM, click HERE & vote for Joey. Then stop in at this thread and let us know you did. We’ll give you a cyber-hug or set you up on an “SJ Cougar Date” or something.

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By Left Turn Louie – Jabberhead, NASCAR A-Fishy-A-Nutto

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