The SJ/Left Turn Louie Indy 500 ‘Where Will Danica Finish?’ Contest

By Left Turn Louie • May 27, 2011

With racing fans…as well as with all guys named “Bubba”…there is no middle-ground with Danica Patrick. You either love her or hate her. Non-racing fans. however, either love her, could care less about her one way or the other, don’t know who she is, or…in the case of heterosexual males…wanna bang her.

So, in honor of the 100th Indy 500 and Danica’s broad-ranging effect on the masses (I can’t believe I just used “Danica” and “broad” together), the powers-that-be at SJ asked me to produce & announce “The SJ/Left Turn Louie Indy 500 ‘Where Will Danica Finish?’ Contest“. All you have to do is post in what place you predict Danica will finish (Remember guys…we’re talking about IN THE RACE, not in your fantasies!). The winner will receive $50,000 in SJ cyber-cash AND their choice of special, custom-designed sigs that say/pictorialize either “Danica Patrick is Hot & Fast” or “Danica Patrick Sucks Big Camshafts & Swallows Used Oil”….or whatever you want it to say.

FYI…Danica is starting this INDY 500 in Row 9, between Paul Tracy and Ryan Briscoe. I just wish I were starting ‘between her’…then she could finish either before I did or…well…maybe next time.

To enter the contest, simply copy/paste the following and fill-in your prediction (in THIS thread at SJ Forums)…

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Danica’s predicted finish:

1st Tiebreaker: Simona De Silvestro’s predicted finish:
2nd Tiebreaker: Ana Beatriz’ predicted finish:
3rd tiebreaker: Pippa Mann’s predicted finish:
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And to help you collect your thoughts on Danica…uhh…finishing, following are a few “Finish”-Oriented pics of Danica…