Longhorn Network Promo Features Matthew McConaughey, Plenty Of Trolling

By Jabberhead • August 28, 2011

“One flag, one star, one state … one school,” Matthew McConaughey says as he introduces the Longhorn Network in a two-minute promotional video. On Friday night, the Texas Longhorns quietly launched their own behemoth network after much fanfare and controversy. And the opening promo was even more amazing than I expected.

This, friends, is trolling at its finest. Somewhere, Texas A&M is gritting its teeth at the Longhorn Network’s assertion that there is but one school in Texas, and it resides in Austin.