Jan 17

Pass or Fail: Is Forest Face the creepiest thing the NHL has ever tried to sell us?


Shop NHL has featured its share of oddities for the hockey buying public. The $325 bedazzled purse. The “no, seriously, this isn’t a bong” drinking tubes. That Rastafarian puckhead thing for the Winter Classic.

But few items can claim to be as creep-tastic as this:

No, they’re not part of a hockey-centric knock-off of Mr. Potato Head. No, they’re not spare parts grown from clones to extend the lives of aging fan bases. No, this isn’t the world’s freakiest ice cream cake.

This is a face you put on a tree. To make a tree into a Detroit Red Wings or Pittsburgh Penguins fan.

No, seriously, that’s what this is. A face. For a tree.

This is called “Forest Face.” It’s created by Team Sports America, and presumably Satan’s Magic Top Shop. Here’s a description: