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It’s about time to kick off one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We’re just gonna go with what we know. Continuing our preview of the National League Central, here is a sneak peak at the 2012 Chicago Cubs.

It has only been
One hundred and four seasons
Since they won it all

But Theo Epstein
and company will get the
Cubbies back on track

At least that is what
Hoyer and Cherington are
Telling the North Side

No more Zambrano
Paid the Marlins to take him
LMFAO

Welcome DeJesus
Since Quade couldn’t cut it
Dale Sveum will try

Kerry Wood relieves?
Geovany Soto will
Squat behind the plate

Dempster, Garza, Wells
Paul Maholm and Volstad
What a rotation

Anthony Rizzo!
LaHair across the diamond
From Ian Stewart

Castro and Barney
Make great DP combo
We like Josh Vitters

Byrd’s in center field
Alfonso Soriano
Still kicks it in left

Is this the Cubs’ year?
Could this finally be it?
Holy cow you guys

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