The first sign that the Bikini Hockey League is going to offer excellent competition and players with extraordinary skill is that it’s being created for a reality television program in which all the girls live in a mansion. Hopefully in lieu of roses, they do a stick ceremony.
The second sign is on the League’s casting call page, which literally makes no mention that the ability to play hockey is an necessity for applicants. But forget that full-length bikini butt shot and you’re disqualified, ma’am!
We kid, we kid. Everyone knows what’s up with the Bikini Hockey League, in which buxom beauties will form two teams of inline hockey in Tulsa, OK, while frolicking together for the cameras. Keith Whitmire of Fox Sports Southwest has all the background on the league, interviewing founder Cary Eskridge: