Have you ever planned a really great party? You know…with all your best & most cool friends? And then some guy & his buds, that you sorta, kinda know, but isn’t really cool, show up and ruin your party? The party is the USA Swim Team’s expectations at the 2012 London Olympics. The prime “Le partay poopere” is French Swimmer, Yannick Agnel. What he’s done so far certainly is not what most sportsbook reviews were predicting. That is…win gold medals that the USA had already mentally hung around the necks of Michael Phelps & Ryan Lochte.
The 6-foot-6 Monsieur Agnel managed to out-stroke both Phelps & Lochte as the anchor on the gold-medal-winning French 4X100 Free Relay Team. Then he turned around the next day and metaphorically blasted water up Lochte’s nose (Phelps was ‘smart’ aka chicken enough to stay out) in the 200 Free.
The USA-dubbed “Race of the Century” in British waters between Phelps & Lochte so far was left in American pools. It’s still early, but I suggest that we hire Bonnnd…JAMES Bond to guard the doors to the party to keep those partay poopin Frenchmen out. Or just have the Queen of England parachute in just as any of the French are near the finish line