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Oct 28

TSTOS: The 2012-2013 Los Angeles Lakers: Kiss My Ass Edition

The Los Angeles Lakers (otherwise known as The Lake Blow instead of The Lake Show) are built to win now. Possibly now. Hopefully not. Definitely built to win a few years ago. Maybe built to win next year. Beyond that: not so much. When you bring in a 38-year-old point guard (39 in February) to complement your 34-year-old franchise player – no matter how improbably that point guard seems to defy aging – you are playing for the present, even if you acquire a 26-year-old superstar (read: still-maturing, indecisive, femininely with a masculine facade) center for good measure. If the Lakers don’t win a title in the next two years, when Steve Nash will be 40 and Kobe might retire, the team’s off-season bonanza will be a failure. And the bad news for the Lakers:

It’s going to be damn hard to win a title over the next two years, brahs:

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