Feb 06

Dickie V hurt walking through plate-glass window

It was a literal case of breaking news Tuesday night in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

ESPN broadcaster Dick Vitale managed to walk through a plate-glass window prior to the Ohio State-Michigan game he was calling, requiring medical attention to attend to his cuts. Fortunately, the injuries weren’t serious enough to keep Vitale from working the game or prevent us from making fun of him for walking through a plate-glass window.

It is understandable that Dickie V might not have seen the window coming. He famously has one glass eye — rarely do we get a game without him referencing this fact — so his depth perception is out of whack.