Josh Hamilton Relapses, no Whipped Cream was Harmed in the Event
We like to take long breaks from blogging just before Spring Training gets underway. Obviously. But what better way to get back into the game than waking up to hear the news of Josh Hamilton’s alcohol relapse. Sadly, no whipped cream [...]
Chicago Cubs Pay Miami Marlins to Take Carlos Zambrano Off their Hands
So the Chicago Cubs have traded Carlos Zambrano to the Miami Marlins, who once again are demanding our attention. We can’t wait to see him in his new Rainbow Brite uniform.
In return, the Cubbies will get right-hander Chris Volstad while also forking over $15.45 million of Zambrano’s $18 million salary [...]
Scary Fernando Rodney Bullies Tampa Bay Rays into Giving Him a One-Year Deal
It’s no secret that Fernando Rodney scares the crap out of us. In fact, we’re pretty sure that he frightened the Tampa Bay Rays into giving him a one-year contract worth $2 million on Wednesday. The deal even has a club option for 2013. Hot Stove in Tampa Bay!
Let’s be serious here for a minute. [...]
Chicago White Sox Trade Carlos Quentin to San Diego Padres
Sometimes when players are traded, they get all upset about where they end up and who they’ll miss. In Carlos Quentin’s case, he’s pretty excited.
The Chicago White Sox traded the All-Star outfielder to his hometown San Diego Padres this weekend, and when he got the call he was conveniently already in [...]
The New York Mets are Not Impressed with R. A. Dickey’s Adventurous Offseason Plans
Most of the time, when people have enough moxie to climb Mount Kilimanjaro, they are commended for their bravery and ambition. However, when these people are major league ballplayers expected to stay healthy at least until Spring Training, it is considered [...]
Oakland Athletics Trade Andrew Bailey and Ryan Sweeney to Boston
Has Billy Beane completely lost his mind, or is he using his “money ball” magic to rebuild the Oakland Athletics and improve on their future?
The team traded closer Andrew Bailey and outfielder Ryan Sweeney [...]
Gio Gonzalez Deal Complete, Washington Nationals Looking Better
The Nationals are not messing around anymore. Finalizing the deal that began as just another rumor back in November, the Oakland Athletics have officially sent Gio Gonzalez to Washington in a six-player trade.
The 26-year-old lefty will join an already promising rotation and pitch between talented young right-handers Jordan Zimmermann and Stephen [...]
Barry Bonds Gets a Slap on the Wrist for Perjuring
The Barry Bonds fiasco is finally over… at least for now.
Upon his conviction for giving misleading testimony before a grand jury investigating steroid use in sports, the Home Run King was sentenced to 30 days of house arrest, two years probation, a $4,000 fine, and 250 hours of community service on Friday. The federal [...]
Aramis Ramirez Finalizes $36 Million Contract with Milwaukee Brewers
The Milwaukee Brewers finalized their three-year, $36 million deal with Aramis Ramirez on Wednesday, giving their lineup some much-needed pop for the next few seasons. The contract also includes a mutual option for a fourth year, just in case Ramirez isn’t actually in the twilight of his career as we suspect.
The [...]
Philadelphia Phillies Boggle Our Minds, Sign Dontrelle Willis to One-Year Deal
Monday’s signing of Dontrelle Willis by the Philadelphia Phillies for one year, $1 million is a bit surprising. In fact, we don’t see the point in it whatsoever.
The 30-year-old lefty went 1-6 with a nice, round 5.00 ERA last season with the Cincinnati Reds, who saw just about enough of that. I [...]





