Left Turn Louie
Left Turn Louie Laments: Rear-End Greasing & Flopping (Satire)
So, after channel-surfing late trying to decide which of a plethora of…AHEM…great sporting events to watch Saturday night, I settle upon the Coke Zero 400 at Daytona; but with only about 30 laps to go. The first thing I see is a pit crew dood greasing a rear end. EGADS!…
The SJ/Left Turn Louie Indy 500 ‘Where Will Danica Finish?’ Contest
With racing fans…as well as with all guys named “Bubba”…there is no middle-ground with Danica Patrick. You either love her or hate her. Non-racing fans. however, either love her, could care less about her one way or the other, don’t know who she is, or…in the case of heterosexual males…wanna bang her. So, in honor of the 100th Indy 500 and Danica’s broad-ranging effect…
Joey Logano is One HOT Dood, So Vote Him Into The All-Star Race
Uhhh…NO, I don’t think Joey is hot (I swing, but not THAT way), but my NASCAR advisor, Rachel “Ray-Ray” Trimm thinks he is and told me to say so. My informal poll determined that 84.7345% of the “cougars” at Sports Jabber also think Joey is hot. Then again, most of them are…
Left Turn Louie Laments: Starting-and-Parking Sucks For Jennifer Jo Cobb…& Me
So…Jennifer Jo Cobb refused to start-and-park her car, refusing orders by her car owner, at the Nationwide race in Bristol on Saturday. So, she didn’t race.
Whut up wid dat?
My first question was…Who is Jennifer Jo?…
Left Turn Louie Rants: Why NASCAR Won’t Sell Out At Bristol
NASCAR will be racing at Bristol Motor Speedway this weekend. Official forecasts suggests that neither the Nationwide or Sprint Cup races will likely sell out. I’m here to tell you why.
First off…It’s Bristol! Who the Hell wants to go to Bristol, Tennessee? Who the Hell wants to go ANYWHERE in Tennessee? Now that I mention it…Where the Hell IS Bristol…
Left Turn Louie Rants: Daytona 500 Goes X-Rated (satire)
WOW! Was that an incredible Daytona 500 or what?!
Now, before I get into my rant, allow me to pat myself on the back for being the only person on the planet who predicted that Trevor Bayne would win the race. Yeah…so I was talking about the race with his little brother to his mama’s fridge for the last bottle of RC Cola, but at least I had his name out there. YOU didn’t, now did you?…
