One-Foot Juan
One-Foot Juan: Soccer Has Balls – That Will Grow On You (satire)
Allow me to introduce myself…Never mind, as if you don’t know who I am, then you don’t really know soccer. Let’s just say that I’ve been watching…nee…studying soccer now for over sixty days and leave it at that.
Soccer is a great game. I mean…with what other sport can you suspend watching a game, go grocery shopping, get your car washed..
