Some quotes from the ultimate field:
"Don't get lost in the stack. It creates a f**king clusterf**k of nonsense."
"Hey. Penguins are smart as s**t."
"Practice was just foreplay, the dogs scrimmage was just the tip, and tomorrow is going to be balls deep."
"Let's get a we love you wade on 3. 1, 2, 3: 'WE LOVE YOU WADE!' Now let's get a no homo on 3. 1, 2, 3: 'NO HOMO!'"