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The Browns starting QB---anyone? Anyone?

The Browns starting QB—anyone? Anyone?

Buehler? Buehler? Buehler? Thats the theme in Cleveland. It seems as if there isnt anyone on this team that wants to step up and win this competition. In week 1 against the Packers, Derek Anderson didnt look very good in his two drives. Brady Quinn moved the team up and down the field, but produced [...]

Browns Camp: Group Therapy Edition

Browns Camp: Group Therapy Edition

As part of the NFL’s continuing mission to improve the public images of their players and to prevent further national embarrassment, the league has recently mandated group counseling sessions for all 32 teams. Although the NFL’s new wellness policy prohibits the release of confidential information based on these sessions, a Cleveland Reboot intern managed to sneak a rather cumbersome 1980’s style tape recorder and microphone into Shaun Smith’s buttocks. The following is a transcript of the session featuring several prominent Browns players.

Thursday Roundup: Potential and Breakouts Edition

Thursday Roundup: Potential and Breakouts Edition

As the long weeks leading up to training camp slowly begin to dissipate, and much like the legitimacy of a Phil Dawson holdout, prognosticators are beginning to unsheathe their sharp knives, readying for the possible realities that lie ahead. Or, in other words, the suspense is killing me….what is this team going to look like in 2009?

On the surface, the Browns are entering another regime change and have questions at almost every position among the roster. Although the arrival of Eric Mangini signals that this often directionless franchise headquartered in Berea finally has some much-needed order and stability…

 Rebutting the Rebuttal: Broken Crayons Edition

Rebutting the Rebuttal: Broken Crayons Edition

The blindingly gorgeous prospects of an early July allow us all to parade around the bandwidths of public opinion, emerging as gridrion prophets and caretakers of the endless optimism that surrounds a sun-drenched Berea. For in July, it really doesn’t matter that the 2009 Browns are entering yet another first year of a new coaching [...]

 As It Stands Again - Quarterback

As It Stands Again – Quarterback

The following is Part Six in a series profiling the most essential positions that will determine success for the Browns in 2009. After beginning the series by looking at the team’s traditional weaknesses at linebacker and along the defensive line, Reboot profiled the team’s drama drenched shortcomings at wide receiver, then focused on the intriguing [...]