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Dec 16

Jeff Pearlman: Terrorists to media: Thanks for the PR!

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Were I a dickhead who wanted to have people share my misery, I’d turn to the news for a how-to instructional guide.

Not exaggerating. That’s what I’d do. I’d go to Fox News or CNN or the New York Times and read all about how an entire metropolitan school district was shut down because someone called in a bomb threat. Then, whenever I was ready to spread my dickishness, I’d find one of America’s seven remaining pay phones, wear some gloves and call in my own bomb threat.

Then I’d sit back and watch.

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